Sunday, June 26, 2011

Go Dees!


MELBOURNE DEMONS 118 v 91 RICHMOND TIGERS
Booyah!

We did it! We finally went to a real, bona fide AFL (Australian Football League) game. I say "finally" as if this weren't something we'd never even heard of a year ago - which we hadn't - but it has become such a gigantic part of our lives since March that it seems amazing it's taken us this many weeks to get to a game. First of all, it's cheap to attend. Like, awesome-that-a-professional-sport-could-be-this-cheap cheap. Secondly, we didn't even have to pay for the tickets - we got four free ones when we signed Abe up for a season of Auskick. They've just been waiting around for us to get our junk together and pick a game. Thirdly, the season is long - first game of the season was played on March 24th and the Grand Final (akin to the Superbowl) will be played on October 1st. I think that rivals baseball, except it is such a far more exciting game.


First train ride for everyone except Ben. Check out the black and yellow hat on that dude - someone want to make me one? In red and blue, of course.


In front of the "The G", a true Australian landmark. Seats just over 100, 000 (used to seat more), but there were only 61,900 on hand that day. It's Melbourne's home field, and Richmond's as well - AFL dynamics are so interesting like that, but that post will have to wait for another day.


Cutest little devils you ever did see. Those mascots were freaky, though.


Our seats, while high up, were pretty darn good. We could see all of the action. I'd like to sit lower next time, though. Oh yes, there WILL be a next time.

And now, for your viewing pleasure and a little footy education:

Pregame

(Please ignore the horrible - and incorrect - singing by the camerawoman.)

Bounce (aka "kickoff")

(Please ignore the sounds of the camerawoman being assaulted by her three-year-old lapdog.)




It turned out to be an absolutely charmed day. The weather was perfect (aside from wind and the sun in our eyes the entire game), we got seats on the train there and back, Abe won four passes to the National Sports Museum by singing the first line of the Demons' song ("It's a Grand Old Flag". Sound familiar?), nobody got lost or hurt, and we were home by 6 o'clock. The only thing that really disappointed was the camera battery dying halfway through the game. Thanks to our friends, the Grays, for their help in navigating the waters of our first footy game and putting up with a row full of screaming Melbourne fans in front of them (us) while their beloved Tigers took the beating. Perhaps better luck at the rematch on August 21st..?

I sure hope not.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

1,001 Reasons We Love Living Here: Reason #13







You are a thousand times more delicious than Girl Scouts Thin Mints. You are sabotaging my new-found Australian healthy lifestyle. You, Coles, and Woolies, with your "Buy 3 for $5!" every single week for the last two months are conspiring against the world, but especially me. Thanks to you, I may never lose the last ten pounds.




You are evil. And I love you. Desperately.

(And no, I will never divulge how many packages of these I have squirreled away. Let's just say it's a major part of our Food Storage.)

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Ned Kelly: Like Billy the Kid, but way cooler... and missing.

In the late 1800s Ned Kelly was an Australian outlaw (bushranger) who operated in Victoria and was executed in Melbourne. Responsible for numerous murders and robberies (and, posthumously, several bad movies) Ned Kelly and his gang built suits of armor which they wore during their final shootout with officers. The home of Ned's armor is the State Library of Victoria, in downtown Melbourne.

I've been bugging Stephanie to go with me to the library for weeks now to see the armor, but something always comes up. Finally we made it to the library before closing time. We asked the lady at the front desk how we could get to the armor. She recommended an airplane! The armor is on loan to the capital city of Canberra until August. As you can see, Abe and I were sorely disappointed.

I don't know exactly what that means, but I'm going to say, no thanks.


An important public service notice: while Ned Kelly might be a fascinating historical personality, please, for your own health and safety, do not get a Ned Kelly tattoo.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Organ Pipes

Ben has been talking about driving to Organ Pipes National Park for the last month and a half as if we didn't do it NOW it would never happen. So when the Queen gave us the day off on Monday, we decided What better time? We are fortunate here in the state of Victoria to have quite an extensive national and state park system, some of the best in all of Australia, which is saying a lot in a country the size of the United States.

The one-hour drive was easy enough - not a lot of traffic it being a holiday - and upon arrival, we discovered what has to be the smallest national park in the world. Teeny-tiny-ness notwithstanding, we hiked the entire place in an hour and had a fun time doing it. And as always, the Australian wildlife was on hand to up the excitement.


"Hey, what's over there in the bushes?"

Supposedly wallabies are shy. Not this old man. He was there at the beginning of the trail and he was still chilling out in the same spot an hour later as we were leaving. It was nice to finally get to witness a whole specimen after all the retreating tails we've seen.




Satisfaction. We can tick this place off our list.

Check out that fabulous rock formation behind the chick with the absolutely horrific hair!

Rosette Rock

Abe being Abe.

Hank being Hank.

Tessellated pavement. Pretty cool stuff.

No. I am not pregnant. Unfortunately, some jackets create that appearance. Just thought I'd get that out there for those of you that continue to wonder.

Hey, aren't those kids good looking?

So it was a nice morning. Seeing the wallaby was a good thing (we saw some roos as well, but heck, they're everywhere and not shy at all) as we were disappointed once again by the no-show platypus and echidna. WE WILL FIND YOU SOMEDAY. Mark my words.

Monday, June 13, 2011

It's Good to Be the Queen


Crown forged by Abe.


It's funny the things you learn moving to a Commonwealth country. Like that the Queen's birthday is a national holiday. So today we did what any good Australian (or Australian wannabees) did and took the day off work and school and just had a day of play and adventure.

Thanks for that, Betty.



Of course, June 13th is not really Her Highness's birthday, but I suppose when you're royalty, you can adjust the national calendar to suit your whims. Back in January, Ben and I decided that three birthdays (his, mine, and Hank's) within a month of each other and just after the holidays was a little too much cake in such a short time when the rest of the year - aside from Abe's birthday in September - was empty. So we took a page from Her Majesty's book and readjusted our own plans to fill in the mid-year cake drought.



Give over, Betts.
There's a new queen in town.





Saturday, June 11, 2011

Skype: A Haiku





Spotty video
Necessary, frustrating.
But thanks for the snaps.














Tuesday, June 7, 2011

1,001 Reasons We Love Living Here: Reason #345

(Before I start, a word of apology about my terrible photography. I'm no professional, but the way I'm uploading to Blogger seems to make things look even worse thank the already-bad originals. I'll try to continue making up for the visual mediocrity with entertaining writing.)

Moving right along...




It can make for the best of days, and it can make for the worst of days. The latter being pretty much any day when there's no school and seemingly every Melburnian under 12 years of age is there, and definitely every single one is screaming. Yesterday, however, was a fine example of the former - one of the "best of days".

Why? Let me show you.



Do you see that? Totally empty. Abe's school was out for a teacher training day, but every other school/kindergarden in the area was still in session, so no competition. It was a blast. We took Abe's bestie and they had complete run of the place until two other kids from their class showed up two hours later.












But of course, the brothers had plenty of playtime together as well.



Thank you, Melbourne, for having indoor play places like this. You will be my salvation come the mid-winter term break.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

An Unexpected Adventure


Yesterday, we headed to downtown Melbourne for two purposes only: to go to the State Library to see Ned Kelly's armor (Ben's current obsession), and to make a much-needed trip to Costco. Driving downtown, while not a truly difficult task, is still about as much fun as a poke in the eye. So we decided to take the free City Circle tram from the stop near Costco to get to the library. Now, this decision was made about three seconds before walking out the door, so not much thought and no research went into it.

When we finally got downtown (about a thirty-minute drive on surface streets since we're cheap and won't take the tollway) and found parking, there was just over an hour left until the library closed. Fine - our location was fairly close, so just hop on the tram, and get there, right?

Wrong.

See, you get on the tram going to proper way, and you can get to the library in about fifteen minutes. Get on the wrong-way tram, and it's a near one-hour ride. You can guess which one we got on.

Fortunately, we brought plenty of snacks and the kids were enthralled with the new experience - at least for the first thirty minutes or so. Once we were past Flinders Station, Federation Square, and the MCG, Abe was less than excited about this adventure. And since we weren't expecting it ourselves, it didn't even occur to us to take photos of the sights along the way - it really is the best way to see downtown Melbourne. We remembered the camera when the tram stopped right outside Parliament for a seven-minute break, and what was captured pretty much says it all:






He's only six. Oh dear.

As for the rest of the adventure, the library was closing as we got to the stop, so we just kept right on riding, completing the entire circle. Just over an hour, all the way around. Now we know. We made it to Costco before closing (why, why, WHY do they close at 6 on Saturday??) and once he had a couple pieces of pizza in his belly, Abe's attitude was considerably improved. All in all, I'd say the adventure was a success, especially since we're now a bit wiser about the public transport downtown. I think we'll be taking advantage a lot more often, and hopefully, we'll remember which line to catch next time.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

1,001 Reasons We Love Living Here: Reason #2

The Man From Snowy River

People, this is where it's AT. One of the finest movies ever made (in my humble and correct opinion), especially if you're an eight year old horse-obsessed girl. I think we wore out the final fifteen minutes of our Beta tape watching it over, and over, and over, and...well, you get the point. I do believe this was the starting point of my love affair with Australia, but for some crazy reason, I'd never read the poem which inspired the film until we moved here seven months ago.

They are very proud of the poem here, as well they should be. It's immortalized on the $10 bill. People perform it for talent shows. Our ward's Relief Society president even named her Dalmation after the author, Banjo Paterson. I bought an illustrated children's book of the poem, and I cry every time I read it. It's just that good.

Amazingly enough, the film follows the poem almost exactly, at least the final 15 minutes, which is the most important part anyway. Read it - you'll see:

There was movement at the station, for the word had passed around
That the colt from Old Regret had got away,
And had joined the wild bush horses --- he was worth a thousand pound,
So all the cracks had gathered to the fray.
All the tried and noted riders from the stations near and far
Had mustered at the homestead overnight,
For the bushmen love hard riding where the wild bush horses are,
And the stock-horse snuffs the battle with delight.

There was Harrison, who made his pile when Pardon won the cup,
The old man with his hair as white as snow;
But few could ride beside him when his blood was fairly up ---
He would go wherever horse and man could go.
And Clancy of the Overflow came down to lend a hand,
No better horseman ever held the reins;
For never horse could throw him while the saddle-girths would stand,
He learnt to ride while droving on the plains.

And one was there, a stripling on a small and weedy beast,
He was something like a racehorse undersized,
With a touch of Timor pony --- three parts thoroughbred at least --
And such as are by mountain horsemen prized.
He was hard and tough and wiry --- just the sort that won't say die ---
There was courage in his quick impatient tread;
And he bore the badge of gameness in his bright and fiery eye,
And the proud and lofty carriage of his head.

But still so slight and weedy, one would doubt his power to stay,
And the old man said, "That horse will never do
For a long and tiring gallop --- lad, you'd better stop away,
Those hills are far too rough for such as you".
So he waited sad and wistful --- only Clancy stood his friend --
"I think we ought to let him come," he said;
"I warrant he'll be with us when he's wanted at the end,
For both his horse and he are mountain bred".

"He hails from Snowy River, up by Kosciusko's side,
Where the hills are twice as steep and twice as rough,
Where a horse's hoofs strike firelight from the flint stones every stride,
The man that holds his own is good enough.
And the Snowy River riders on the mountains make their home,
Where the river runs those giant hills between;
I have seen full many horsemen since I first commenced to roam,
But nowhere yet such horsemen have I seen".

So he went --- they found the horses by the big mimosa clump ---
They raced away towards the mountain's brow,
And the old man gave his orders, "Boys, go at them from the jump,
No use to try for fancy riding now.
And, Clancy, you must wheel them, try and wheel them to the right.
Ride boldly, lad, and never fear the spills,
For never yet was rider that could keep the mob in sight,
If once they gain the shelter of those hills."

So Clancy rode to wheel them --- he was racing on the wing
Where the best and boldest riders take their place,
And he raced his stock-horse past them, and he made the ranges ring
With the stockwhip, as he met them face to face.
Then they halted for a moment, while he swung the dreaded lash,
But they saw their well-loved mountain full in view,
And they charged beneath the stockwhip with a sharp and sudden dash,
And off into the mountain scrub they flew.

Then fast the horsemen followed, where the gorges deep and black
Resounded to the thunder of their tread,
And the stockwhips woke the echoes, and they fiercely answered back
From cliffs and crags that beetled overhead.
And upward, ever upward, the wild horses held their way,
Where mountain ash and kurrajong grew wide;
And the old man muttered fiercely, "We may bid the mob good day,
No man can hold them down the other side".

When they reached the mountain's summit, even Clancy took a pull,
It well might make the boldest hold their breath,
The wild hop scrub grew thickly, and the hidden ground was full
Of wombat holes, and any slip was death.
But the man from Snowy River let the pony have his head,
And he swung his stockwhip round and gave a cheer,
And he raced him down the mountain like a torrent down its bed,
While the others stood and watched in very fear.

He sent the flint stones flying, but the pony kept his feet,
He cleared the fallen timber in his stride,
And the man from Snowy River never shifted in his seat ---
It was grand to see that mountain horseman ride.
Through the stringy barks and saplings, on the rough and broken ground,
Down the hillside at a racing pace he went;
And he never drew the bridle till he landed safe and sound,
At the bottom of that terrible descent.

He was right among the horses as they climbed the further hill,
And the watchers on the mountain standing mute,
Saw him ply the stockwhip fiercely, he was right among them still,
As he raced across the clearing in pursuit.
Then they lost him for a moment, where two mountain gullies met
In the ranges, but a final glimpse reveals
On a dim and distant hillside the wild horses racing yet,
With the man from Snowy River at their heels.

And he ran them single-handed till their sides were white with foam.
He followed like a bloodhound on their track,
Till they halted cowed and beaten, then he turned their heads for home,
And alone and unassisted brought them back.
But his hardy mountain pony he could scarcely raise a trot,
He was blood from hip to shoulder from the spur;
But his pluck was still undaunted, and his courage fiery hot,
For never yet was mountain horse a cur.

And down by Kosciusko, where the pine-clad ridges raise
Their torn and rugged battlements on high,
Where the air is clear as crystal, and the white stars fairly blaze
At midnight in the cold and frosty sky,
And where around the Overflow the reedbeds sweep and sway
To the breezes, and the rolling plains are wide,
The man from Snowy River is a household word to-day,
And the stockmen tell the story of his ride.


Pretty cool, huh? But wait - look what I found on the internets tonight. And yes - I got teary watching it. If you love this movie, you'll get leaky, too.



We live a mere 5 (almost 6) hour drive from the site of The Man From Snowy River Festival. It's on THE LIST of things to see and do while we're in this amazing country (be jealous, my Michaelsen sisters). How could we NOT love living here??