
You are a thousand times more delicious than Girl Scouts Thin Mints. You are sabotaging my new-found Australian healthy lifestyle. You, Coles, and Woolies, with your "Buy 3 for $5!" every single week for the last two months are conspiring against the world, but especially me. Thanks to you, I may never lose the last ten pounds.

You are evil. And I love you. Desperately.
(And no, I will never divulge how many packages of these I have squirreled away. Let's just say it's a major part of our Food Storage.)